im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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