are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Randomize
