Dual....:-)
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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