We should be called the Road Head Warriors
it was like eating out sand paper
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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