I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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