Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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