She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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