You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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