Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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