By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Randomize
