im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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