a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I think I just shit out all my problems.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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