How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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