He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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