I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I am spending my child support on dildos
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
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