I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
time to smoke my breakfast
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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