that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
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