We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I enjoy the company of your penis
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