I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
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