i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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