the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
there is puke in my bra ... again
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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