Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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