I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Randomize
