Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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