yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
Randomize
