Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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