D3 body, D1 cock
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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