I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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