omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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