Moan for me like Helen Keller
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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