My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
