all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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