The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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