That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I intend to get homeless drunk
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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