So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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