I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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