Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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