I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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