i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
vagina is talking i cant
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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