careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
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