Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Randomize
