Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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