Whatcha textin bout Willis?
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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