I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
just tell him i said nine months
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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