My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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