Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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