But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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