Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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