if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
And then the night went full on bisexual.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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