Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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