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what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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