This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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