i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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