Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
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