love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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