Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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