we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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