Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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