And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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