Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
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