Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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