She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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